A love letter from Big Tux to Big Bux


None of the Big Boys have gone as gaga over Big Tux as Big Blue. We all know about the $billion IBM plans to spend. We've heard about the server division changes and the R&D commitments. We've seen the bean bag chairs rolled out for geeks at Linux World Expo.

But that's not enough. We're talking about a huge crush here: the kind that calls for big sloppy displays of unfettered affection. But since large corporations aren't able to actually hug and kiss (it would never get past Legal), IBM just can't help doing what only comes naturally to big old companies. Which is advertise.

"Peace, Love and Linux" is the new campaign. It launches with a love letter in the form of a Flash Q&A on the Web. Here's how it starts:

Here's what IBM says to the natural skeptics that comprise, frankly, our readership:

As always with this kind of stuff, the lover holding out the flowers makes a few little mistakes. For example, IBM doesn' t appear to know about the Linux community's allergy to GIFs. To arrive at the love letter (http://www-1.ibm.com/servers/eserver/linux/passport.swf), readers of IBM's Linux page have to click through a series of GIF links. And lots of us will be disappointed when we get there, because don't run Flash, either.

So a little advice to the suitor here: Maybe you could take some of the Web Marketing money that's burning a hole in your pocket and bang some of it on, say, the Open Source Initiative. They need it, and it'll help them accomplish a bunch of the objectives you're bragging about.

- Doc Searls